poop and shapes

sometimes when i poop i like to make stars out of it.

HA
http://turdtwister.com/

go there for more shapes

HAHA
omg this is so epic


today going to a baby shower
i look so chola with my nails done
and my hair
globbed in somuch gell
i love it
my mexican is comming out
eh!


xo

TEAM SOBER WENSDAY BITCHES!
then moving units friday?
idk?
am i driving again?!

want to have sex with out sex

HAHAHA

never ending story

they are making a remake of the original 80's epic movie


can someone please tell me when and where are the auditions are being held at?
i am destined to play moon child.





it's in german but w.e

YES YES
moonchild is mee.

it's acceptiabl in the '90s

so i was just remember all my funny '90s play list in my itunes
it consided of
EDENS CRUSH
blink 182
JA RULE
SELENA
briteny spears
backstreet boys
98 degrees
n'sync
and
this lady


her one hit wonder
"so in love with two"


wow i need to remember more songs right now

fembot + robot = love

first of all why does kayne have a girlfriend? How did he even get one with his MASSIVE AGO. REALLY. and why does she look like a total robot? shaved head blank stare? if i look like that can i get my self a big ego hipster wannabe cobra snake groupie artist?
who thinks im a walking work of art?

i wonder how she talks
IF she even talks
ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TOO!

and her name is "Amber Rose"

you have to be a color and a flower?

well we can tell she's going to be another BIG EGO HIPSTER WANNA BE WEARING AA DISCO PANTS
AWW TRUE LOVE.

xoxoxo



kayne west sucks my big fat left one

;]

control last night

with my hot messes of friends. jackie diana meghan and my self all went to the avalon last night we drank good cheap wine and somme vodka with lemonade. we all drank about 6 shots each with 1/2 of strawberry wine. then we went walking to the avalon no lines for us and once agian the security guard loves me :] tehehehe. so diana got too drunk and was passed out in her BOO's car and the three of us were hot drunk messes pushhing people to dance on the speakers we got kicked off then we wnet out side and saw mUH BOOO i hide behind jackie cause he made me giggle like a little sschool girl TEHEHE. then after we met really cute english boys"aww your 17 how cute you can be my cuddle buddy tonight"*HUGGSS* oh lordy how i fall for those accents ;]then we started laughing at "MARRY"HA that DJ SLUT. i hope you get A I D S. we didn't get too see our ausssie boys even tho jackie was DYING TO MEET THEM.hahha then after MY DRUNK ASS drove ALL OF US HOME and please remeber i am fucking blind i busted so many missions and illgeall stuff i loved it. then me and jackies ass fell asleep then woke up and i was SICK AS FUCK
but it was worth it.



i loved it
PRINCESS SUPER STAR NEXT FRIDAY
who's going ;]

weave safe lives

WOW
LOLZ

rihannavs chris brown

wow he did a number on her
by number his number on "run it"

then it looks like he made her chew all his life time
double mint gums




sad sad.

reflections of a skyline

saw that in a post

it's really cute.
xo

basement jaxx

i download about thirty one songs from basement jaxx.

so far i like it ALOT.


i can't wait for coachella.
oh and if you have vip tickets i would liek to buy them off you.
craigslist never fails
xo


i need to get my list of things ready;
sun block
bathing suits
shaving razorz
rape whistles


can't wait to meet every one there!


oh and yes happy valentines days!

i shall be at lovers and strangers tonight
buy me drinks
xo

how to

How To Survive Valentine's Day Alone






i am actually doing this
loawlz

soak me.

add my friend sergio aka SOAK.

national champion of spain
for djing.



http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=109451128



BRING HIM TO THE STATESS
so he can party with me

xo

go away cupid

we are no longer friends.



i am not much of a valentines day lover.



but this valentines is going to be semi okay.
illegal tender photo shoot
then picking up my bestie jaime<3
yes im driving
;]



hahaha

buy me vodka;]

insane in the menbrane

AMAZING

holy shit

break ups and heart aches

listening to break up songs isn't the best way to forget some one.
but how can you if you don't want to?


i guess i am back on being the wild lolita that i was and apparently always will be
watch out world im back



smile big and fake it.
that is the way to do it.

good quotes
"A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."

"Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him"

"When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. You are no longer alive."

"I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart."

"The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back."

"You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you."

"I can't talk to you anymore, it's not that I am mad at you, it's just that when I talk to you I realize how much I love you and when I realize how much I love you, I realize I can't have you and that makes me love you even more. "

"I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me - I’m going to smile."



i went al ittle over board but good quotes.

chris brown

leave him alone his high offf wrigleys pepptermint stick gums.

jeez!

my first car

hopefully i save enough money since i want to buy it myself.






the porsche was orginallly the car i was going to get for my 16 birthday but my brother crasshed it
SUCKS!!
i wanted to make the ladddaayyss melt;]


hahhaha

oh idddkkk
oh yes and i want this righ tnow




yummmyyy

the growlers friday

mmmm sounds fun
lets go drink new castle
there.

pepper spray and brass knuckles
that night
;]

peter pan

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/


omg his 53(although he wants to not rember the second digit)
so his 5?
and that bowl hair cut.

didn't jack in the box tell you anything?
bowls good for food not for hair cuts.

it's kinda creeepy and cute at the same time.


the new face of american apparel?


he even has a myspace
http://www.myspace.com/randyconstanpeterpan

ADDD IT.

p.s please nnote his pictures in his school uniform
and him posing sexy in the pool

DISTURBING

hahahahaha

munchkin cat

omg that kitten is so cute and the music to go along with it.

if this doesn't make your day
you have a cold cold heart




omg so cute

now they are breeding cats with short legs.

so cute
but so horrible.

wah

religion.

perezhilton is my new religion.



only sometimes then sometimes his a devil

liek when he messes with miley cyrus


LEAVE HER ALONE!!!



team miley<3



team selena can suck it.


soon i will be a disney slut
if i get that call back.
fingers cross!
xoxoxoxo

lurking skillz

ALLY get better on your lurking skillz just like mama iris is;]






that dj better watch out
ima come on full force
with a punch
to your dick


mwuah<3

how to become a b girl with alfonso

i always wanted to learn how to break dance with carlton from fresh prince


my dream come true
now some one 18+ call for me and order it
kthanks!