Thursday, June 11, 2009

lady gaga ft marilyn mason remixed by chew fu

normally i hate that cunt
BUT
this guy remixed it well
and adding marilyn mason eery voice
just putthe cherry on top

take a listen

Thursday, May 14, 2009

summer of 09





epic.

my 18th birthday is in june 23rd
tilt got the faint for that wekeend<3

i love it.




ugh
blogspot suckz
hi<3

Monday, April 20, 2009

funchella

so i was surprise by a weekend in palm springs. the first night i got there we went to the music loves fashion party.booze up the ass. we start drinking dancinggg seeing old faces. we saw paris hilton hahaha yeah weird.http://www.thearabparrot.com/
we met the blogger for the arabparrot his nice. we go back to my friends nice hosue never ending party no one fell asleep so we just get ready to go party some more we left to go to see if we can get vip passes for coachella bitch ripped us off i want my money back!!! we just end up falling asleep that night but sunday after noon was the high light of the weekend we snuck into the vice roy pool party where franki chan spank rock were performing we took was to much advantage of the free open bar the bartenders gave us shots beer maraghertias and much more we drunk dance drunk too pictures haha http://wireimage.com/ItemListings.aspx?igi=368581&nbc1=1 we got wire image with our new friend who wwe hung out with all weekend. his so funny! then jackie and i got WAY TO WASTED i ended up passing ot on the grass jd had to carry me we almost went to jail for being to drunk thank linsday lohan cops loved dianas innoccenes hahaha! lolz then we yelled at jackies hoochies ass. then went home alot more went down but i don't remeber on the count of how drunk or oh high on drugs i was all day every day.


next year will be better

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

i can't live any more




best movie scene in history

i have a creepy fascination with suicide and self mulitation scenes.

xo

Monday, April 13, 2009

it should be a crime





to be dressing like that.

or even looking like that.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

tmz it's true.



i party with lady gaga




we love to ride your disco sticks.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

fender miley




i want her to be my "sober" partner when we go out clubbing at social and the villa
maybe ali lohan can join us.


UNDERAGE HOOOCHIES
love it

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

queen of tejano





14 years and going strong.
Selena Quintanilla-PĂ©rez viva para sempre.

xoxoxox

Monday, March 30, 2009

mi vida loca

my super 80's and 90's mexican is comming out



remeber fey?


what about
menudo?
hahhaha
some one cool come ichat with me

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

n64


i love you

p.s some one beat bowser for me?

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

update on life

haven't been on this for a while

horrible
i just been working alot


AND DRIVING!
i got my new car
it's cute
it's a benz;]



that video is the cutest the end.


P.S
i might be moving to new yorkin summer.


YAY

Monday, March 9, 2009

craigslist found my russian bride.

i post posting on craigslist it's my own personal diary when andrew isn't on so i can pour out my feelings.
it's cute.
some one replied to a posting of mine which really i don't remeber.
it's some cute russian bride trying to be my pen pal
she sent me an email of her whole life and how she wants to marry an american to live here.

it's kinda cutei want to marry herin vegas.



any who


i might buy my mercedes benz tomorrow.

ITS SO CUTE!!


and i can't wait for all my auditions

Sunday, March 8, 2009

M.I.A. weekend.

so this weekend was crazy. i planned to go out only friday but plans change.First i leave to jackies house,we get ready open out cheap wine bottle take some shots make mixed drinks since diana was taking for ever!!! we drank picked up maygen then we dresses maygen HOOCHIE ;] she loved it. got to the art show me and diana dissappeared for 20 mintues. NUDE PHOTO SHOOT lolz. we took shots of pov pov maygen was a drunk hoochie lifting her dress. we got drinks thrown at us cause we were dancing EW UGLIES. but left after not even an hour. driving to go to some guys house to drink the car breaks down!!!! we park in from of some food 4 less i gt off yell at some cholos to help us. ATTEMPTED then tried toget us to go home with them. EW they got so maddddddd. we drove some where then it breaks down AGAIn. oh and p,.s at this time i was passed out cause i was drunk as hell. i wake up in some pep boys parking lot while they are talking screaming blowing up condom balloons. at like 4 in the morning we make videos till 6 we ALL ARE SO HUNGY. walk to micky Ds we get coffee and mc grittles. WALK OF SHAME every mexican there was just STARING. so scary. i puke my life out after finishing. then we drive closer to get home and we just get to montebello at some lame chunti auto shop got there at like eight in the morning left around FIVE in the after noon! we got our nails done we ate cheetos britney spears status made fun of MARY. and her sluttyness. then ugh finally finished we drove to hollywood to go eat since we haven't eaten all day.got some sushi with sofia franc and ruben. yummy sushi and we went "shopping" it was cute and we had whole some FUN at francs house GIRLS SLEEP OVER tehehe. we got drunk off new castle watching wonder show zen eating popcorn hot cheetos and taking SAKI SHOTS ;] it was gross tho hahaha. it was the first time i ever felt like a regular 17 year old. ANGrY MOM PHONE CALLS ARE NASTY!! now we're all safe and sound and at home.
im still on my weekend i haven't slept at all. i need SLEEP


oh you wish you could be like us



HEARTS REVOLUTIONS WENDSdAY!
:D

Friday, March 6, 2009

do de stanky leg

this is my little secret
soujla boy.



i been praticing soon you will seee
me doing that.
;]

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

dear jo bros

im dying.....


TO MEET YOU
and that should count as a diesease




why must you guys be so amazing.
xo

jesus alejandro





HA

wow what people teach their kids

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

joe jonas

SHIRTLESS

DROOL



OH MAN
i can die now i lived life..


SYKE
;]

Monday, March 2, 2009

90 pounds

i hope to see you soon in summer.


it sucks being 106



ugh


FATTY
xo

i want tsome steve madden shoes
and some high rise jeans
with a cute body suit.
amen

Sunday, March 1, 2009

dear miley




give me your boobs
okay thanks.



she's 15 with a c cup size looking tit
and im 17 with a AA cup

ohhow life if cruel

Saturday, February 28, 2009

poop and shapes

sometimes when i poop i like to make stars out of it.

HA
http://turdtwister.com/

go there for more shapes

HAHA
omg this is so epic


today going to a baby shower
i look so chola with my nails done
and my hair
globbed in somuch gell
i love it
my mexican is comming out
eh!


xo

TEAM SOBER WENSDAY BITCHES!
then moving units friday?
idk?
am i driving again?!

want to have sex with out sex




HAHAHA

Thursday, February 26, 2009

never ending story

they are making a remake of the original 80's epic movie


can someone please tell me when and where are the auditions are being held at?
i am destined to play moon child.





it's in german but w.e

YES YES
moonchild is mee.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

it's acceptiabl in the '90s

so i was just remember all my funny '90s play list in my itunes
it consided of
EDENS CRUSH
blink 182
JA RULE
SELENA
briteny spears
backstreet boys
98 degrees
n'sync
and
this lady


her one hit wonder
"so in love with two"


wow i need to remember more songs right now

Monday, February 23, 2009

fembot + robot = love




first of all why does kayne have a girlfriend? How did he even get one with his MASSIVE AGO. REALLY. and why does she look like a total robot? shaved head blank stare? if i look like that can i get my self a big ego hipster wannabe cobra snake groupie artist?
who thinks im a walking work of art?

i wonder how she talks
IF she even talks
ONLY WHEN SPOKEN TOO!

and her name is "Amber Rose"

you have to be a color and a flower?

well we can tell she's going to be another BIG EGO HIPSTER WANNA BE WEARING AA DISCO PANTS
AWW TRUE LOVE.

xoxoxo



kayne west sucks my big fat left one

;]

Saturday, February 21, 2009

control last night

with my hot messes of friends. jackie diana meghan and my self all went to the avalon last night we drank good cheap wine and somme vodka with lemonade. we all drank about 6 shots each with 1/2 of strawberry wine. then we went walking to the avalon no lines for us and once agian the security guard loves me :] tehehehe. so diana got too drunk and was passed out in her BOO's car and the three of us were hot drunk messes pushhing people to dance on the speakers we got kicked off then we wnet out side and saw mUH BOOO i hide behind jackie cause he made me giggle like a little sschool girl TEHEHE. then after we met really cute english boys"aww your 17 how cute you can be my cuddle buddy tonight"*HUGGSS* oh lordy how i fall for those accents ;]then we started laughing at "MARRY"HA that DJ SLUT. i hope you get A I D S. we didn't get too see our ausssie boys even tho jackie was DYING TO MEET THEM.hahha then after MY DRUNK ASS drove ALL OF US HOME and please remeber i am fucking blind i busted so many missions and illgeall stuff i loved it. then me and jackies ass fell asleep then woke up and i was SICK AS FUCK
but it was worth it.



i loved it
PRINCESS SUPER STAR NEXT FRIDAY
who's going ;]

Friday, February 20, 2009

Thursday, February 19, 2009

rihannavs chris brown




wow he did a number on her
by number his number on "run it"

then it looks like he made her chew all his life time
double mint gums




sad sad.

reflections of a skyline




saw that in a post

it's really cute.
xo

Saturday, February 14, 2009

basement jaxx

i download about thirty one songs from basement jaxx.

so far i like it ALOT.


i can't wait for coachella.
oh and if you have vip tickets i would liek to buy them off you.
craigslist never fails
xo


i need to get my list of things ready;
sun block
bathing suits
shaving razorz
rape whistles


can't wait to meet every one there!


oh and yes happy valentines days!

i shall be at lovers and strangers tonight
buy me drinks
xo

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

how to

How To Survive Valentine's Day Alone






i am actually doing this
loawlz

soak me.

add my friend sergio aka SOAK.

national champion of spain
for djing.



http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=109451128



BRING HIM TO THE STATESS
so he can party with me

xo

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

go away cupid

we are no longer friends.



i am not much of a valentines day lover.



but this valentines is going to be semi okay.
illegal tender photo shoot
then picking up my bestie jaime<3
yes im driving
;]



hahaha

buy me vodka;]

insane in the menbrane







AMAZING

holy shit

break ups and heart aches

listening to break up songs isn't the best way to forget some one.
but how can you if you don't want to?


i guess i am back on being the wild lolita that i was and apparently always will be
watch out world im back



smile big and fake it.
that is the way to do it.

good quotes
"A break up is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."

"Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him"

"When you break up, your whole identity is shattered. You are no longer alive."

"I was born the day I met you, lived a while when you loved me, died a little when we broke apart."

"The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back."

"You don’t realize how much you care about someone until they don’t care about you."

"I can't talk to you anymore, it's not that I am mad at you, it's just that when I talk to you I realize how much I love you and when I realize how much I love you, I realize I can't have you and that makes me love you even more. "

"I’m going to smile and make you think I’m happy, I’m going to laugh, so you don’t see me cry, I’m going to let you go in style, and even if it kills me - I’m going to smile."



i went al ittle over board but good quotes.

Monday, February 9, 2009

chris brown

leave him alone his high offf wrigleys pepptermint stick gums.

jeez!

Sunday, February 8, 2009

my first car

hopefully i save enough money since i want to buy it myself.






the porsche was orginallly the car i was going to get for my 16 birthday but my brother crasshed it
SUCKS!!
i wanted to make the ladddaayyss melt;]


hahhaha

oh idddkkk
oh yes and i want this righ tnow




yummmyyy

Thursday, February 5, 2009

the growlers friday




mmmm sounds fun
lets go drink new castle
there.

pepper spray and brass knuckles
that night
;]

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

peter pan

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/


omg his 53(although he wants to not rember the second digit)
so his 5?
and that bowl hair cut.

didn't jack in the box tell you anything?
bowls good for food not for hair cuts.

it's kinda creeepy and cute at the same time.


the new face of american apparel?


he even has a myspace
http://www.myspace.com/randyconstanpeterpan

ADDD IT.

p.s please nnote his pictures in his school uniform
and him posing sexy in the pool

DISTURBING

hahahahaha

Monday, February 2, 2009

munchkin cat

omg that kitten is so cute and the music to go along with it.

if this doesn't make your day
you have a cold cold heart




omg so cute

now they are breeding cats with short legs.

so cute
but so horrible.

wah

religion.

perezhilton is my new religion.



only sometimes then sometimes his a devil

liek when he messes with miley cyrus


LEAVE HER ALONE!!!



team miley<3



team selena can suck it.


soon i will be a disney slut
if i get that call back.
fingers cross!
xoxoxoxo

Sunday, February 1, 2009

lurking skillz

ALLY get better on your lurking skillz just like mama iris is;]






that dj better watch out
ima come on full force
with a punch
to your dick


mwuah<3

how to become a b girl with alfonso



i always wanted to learn how to break dance with carlton from fresh prince


my dream come true
now some one 18+ call for me and order it
kthanks!

Saturday, January 31, 2009

oh lorrrrddyyyyy

i beeen isolated from people im scared to even talk to them


THEY'RE SO FOREIGN.

hahhahaha


i been studying my asss off for my permit test

3rd time the charm?


oh yes
i recently purchase these babies<3



with the letters of my name ingraved into the knuckle


some day they will meet your face;]





oh yes i been on russian mail order bride websites all day

and i want one i havee offically decided i want a cute russian wife.


buy me one
xo

Thursday, January 29, 2009

LADY GAG.

omg
she's so ugly








please wear glasses more often and your blond wig

Monday, January 26, 2009

so much

acne in one place
and snake bites
and american apparel and fake hipsters
that girl wear a "fur" jacket.

Harris Parties (now)

Addams Goodbye Party












omg
i want to go give them all pro active

and that andrew rotter kid
stop trying to be friend every dj

Sunday, January 25, 2009

uglies

i like ally
she's fun




HAHA
why are people still dressing like that?

Friday, January 23, 2009

wild lolitas

reason why i love my little ally cat
she's too down
we are the greastest lolitas of all time.
she loves me.



i love how she's one of many who brighten up my day
just talking shit.



wah don't cry cause your school picture is up for every one to see.

NATURAL BEAUTY BITCH!

i can't wait till i drive she's going to be my right wing woman
AND TO THINK
we used to hate each other.

oh irony<3


p.s



al naturale bitches;]

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

i like big butts

Women can stop worrying about pear-shaped figures — fat bottoms have been scientifically proven to be a sign of good health.

New research, published in the journal Cell Metabolism, suggests the fat responsible for producing the pear shape flaunted by celebrities such as Jennifer Lopez and Beyonce may be active in protecting women from diseases by releasing certain hormones.

Buttock and hip fat may protect women against type 2 diabetes, researchers from Harvard Medical School found.

When buttocks and hip fat from mice was injected into other mice, their bodies easily used the blood sugar-regulating hormone insulin and lost weight.

They were also able to make better use of insulin, the main hormone linked to diabetes.

People with the apple shape, where fat is stored around the tummy, can be more prone to type 2 diabetes and heart disease. Those with pear-shaped bodies, where fat is collected in the buttocks, are less likely to have these disorders.

Researcher Dr. Ronald Kahn insisted that not all fat was bad for health.

"The surprising thing was that it wasn't where the fat was located, it was the kind of fat that was the most important variable," he said.

"Even more surprising, it wasn't that abdominal fat was exerting negative effects, but that subcutaneous fat was producing a good effect.

I think it's an important result because not only does it say that not all fat is bad, but I think it points to a special aspect of fat where we need to do more research."

Scientists also monitored the health of the mice given the fat transplants. When it was inserted into the tummy area, the mice lost weight and their fat cells shrank. The researchers will now try to identify the hormones.





YAY that mean im healthy
;]


don't hate.

Monday, January 5, 2009

@#$%




sharon osbourne is the best<3

Sunday, January 4, 2009

don't you have any regular friends?

Famous people are just more interesting.